Posted Nov 22nd 2008 1:30PM by TMZ Staff
Ashley Dupre -- who actually makes Paris Hilton look virginal, took to the airwaves last night to yap about that little Gov. Eliot Spitzer escort controversy.

Dupre claims she doesn't feel responsible for Spitzer's downfall saying, "If it wasn't me, it would have been someone else. I was doing my job. I don't feel that I brought him down." In one meeting alone Dupre racked in a whopping $4,300 from Spitzer.
Dupre claims she is done with her sellin' her bod and just wants to move on. Good luck with that.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Posted Nov 22nd 2008 1:00PM by TMZ Staff
Rihanna was spotted at Cafe Med yesterday in Bev Hills, with more neck bling around her neck than Mr. T.

It would appear from Melanie Griffith's expression that she does indeed pity the fool.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Rihanna
Posted Nov 22nd 2008 11:04AM by TMZ Staff
We're thinkin' former OJ Simpson lawyer Bob Shapiro is telling Kim Kardashian (the daughter of Shapiro's co-counsel, Robert Kardashian) ..."Of course he did it."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Kim Kardashian
Posted Nov 22nd 2008 11:01AM by TMZ Staff
Last time we caught up with the free-swinging Gov he was strutting commando-style in a pair of comfy cutoffs.

Arnold was checking out duds at the GAP yesterday in Santa Monica ... We're guessin' underwear sale. Hey, things are tight.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Nov 22nd 2008 4:30AM by TMZ Staff
We asked heartthrob of yesteryear James Van Der Beek if he had any words of wisdom for new heart palpitation-inducing hunk, Rob Pattinson.

Sure, his wife's hot and he's never been to rehab, but have you seen James' credits lately? It might be good to do the opposite.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Nov 21st 2008 4:35PM by TMZ Staff
Asking a Spanish speaking valet at Mr. Chow if her car was stolen and taken to "México" ... probably ain't the most PC way to complain about the wait -- even if she is Clint Eastwood's daughter.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Nov 21st 2008 1:57PM by TMZ Staff
How many two-faced pussies do you know? Meow, meow!

This two-headed kitten was born in Perth, Australia and is reportedly doing well.
No word if the kitty has 18 lives.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Critters
Posted Nov 21st 2008 10:05AM by TMZ Staff
It sounded like Stevie Wonder was tryin' to back out of a challenge he made to TMZ -- that he'd put on a benefit concert if we ran a piece about homeless people on our show.

But after all the double talk outside of Prego in Beverly Hills last night, it kinda sounded like he committed...
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Nov 20th 2008 4:45PM by TMZ Staff
"Big Love" star Bill Paxton "highly recommends" making out with three women at work. Louise Newbury, his wife, probably doesn't.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Nov 19th 2008 7:24PM by TMZ Staff
There have been so many injuries on "Dancing with the Stars," the staff has started to take 911 operators for granted. Check out the call a staffer made after Jeffrey Ross' partner poked his eye. Who puts 911 on hold to take another call?!!

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Nurse!, Dancing with the Stars
Posted Nov 19th 2008 6:00PM by TMZ Staff
Now it's time for a little Six Degrees of .... Wait, what the eff is that?! No, seriously.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Nov 19th 2008 12:47PM by TMZ Staff
Just when we were starting to think the crazy obsessed "Twilight" fans had copies of Robert Pattinson's daily planner, dude somehow managed to leave Orso last night without any swarm or a single high-pitched scream.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Nov 19th 2008 12:01PM by TMZ Staff
Usher's mom has danced her way into the center of a real-life police investigation -- after allegedly pulling a stiff job during the BET awards.
One of the freelance limo drivers who worked for U's mama's Atlanta-based transportation company has just filed a complaint with the Dekalb County PD -- claiming she never forked over his $1,668 paycheck after he worked the awards.
Dekalb County detectives are currently on the case. A rep for the company tells us, "The drivers were hired as independent contractors and are paid 30-45 days net when working on special events of the magnitude of the BET Hip Hop Awards that took place on Oct. 18th. They were hired at the recommendation of an employee who was recently terminated by JCarr and are disgruntled that their services are no longer being used by the company as a result of the unprofessional nature of the fired employee."
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
Posted Nov 19th 2008 10:04AM by TMZ Staff
One minute he was talkin' like a redneck, but the next 'Larry the Cable Guy' was speakin' like a total yuppy -- WTF?

Even though his voice changed, the Blue Collar comic -- real name Daniel Lawrence Whitney -- was still allowed into fancy-pantsy Madeo restaurant on Beverly last night, despite the fact he was dressed like a hillbilly.
No sleeves? No problem -- especially when you're worth about $20 mil.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Nov 19th 2008 10:00AM by TMZ Staff
Another major herpes outbreak -- and once again the herps perps are accused of being wrestlers.
Almost one year after a herpes outbreak brought high school wrestling in Minnesota to a stand-still, three new wrestlers from York College have filed a lawsuit, claiming they got the herp and all the fixins after grappling with an infected teammate.
Symptoms were -- but were not limited to -- a "thick crust of dried puss [sic]," itching, swollen lymph glands and ... embarrassing talks with the GF.
The boys are suing their coach and trainer, who told 'em not to worry about the fact their herped-up teammate was coming back to practice after three days, rather than five, as the NCAA stipulates.
The suit also points out herpes simplex 1 is often referred to as "Herpes Gladiatorum" -- Latin for sweaty boys all over each other.
They want $50K from the school.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Talk Sports
